8.05: Time Heist
Picture the thing you want most in the universe
…decide how badly you want it.
STOP IT YOU TWO STOP BEING SO ADORABLE STAHP
"The Blood Cell" by James Goss
AU: Clara from the house Oswald: B r i g h t a s t h e S u nClara was crowned on her sixteenth name day after her mother’s death and rule in the place of her father. Clara is the only child of Lady Ellie and Lord Dave, born and raised at the Sherwood Island. As a kind queen she is, she teaches the children how to read, contradicting the customs of only noble children having this privilege.
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
IM DYING OMG
"I mean, Matthew 3:12, am I right?! "